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BREAKING NEWS

IDENTITY: WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
Adult, human man with a beating heart and a soul occupying my alive, functioning body. What I am not is an undead, reanimated, blood-feeding corpse trapped among the mortal coil for centuries to come in constant search to satiate this perpetual hunger. The fangs, pale skin, and dark, gothic atmosphere is nothing more than a silly coincidence. Trust me - this is my blood, I promise!
I have a soft spot in my functionless heart for the majority unloved; having an affection for all that is bizarre, unconventional, and otherwise strange. I tend to spend most of my free time creating art such as digital painting and fiction writing, spending quality time with friends, gawking at motor vehicles, and punishing my lungs with CO₂. Find out some more of what interests me on this page.

IDENTITY: WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

Adult, human man with a beating heart and a soul occupying my alive, functioning body. What I am not is an undead, reanimated, blood-feeding corpse trapped among the mortal coil for centuries to come in constant search to satiate this perpetual hunger. The fangs, pale skin, and dark, gothic atmosphere is nothing more than a silly coincidence. Trust me - this is my blood, I promise!

I have a soft spot in my functionless heart for the majority unloved; having an affection for all that is bizarre, unconventional, and otherwise strange. I tend to spend most of my free time creating art such as digital painting and fiction writing, spending quality time with friends, gawking at motor vehicles, and punishing my lungs with CO₂. Find out some more of what interests me on this page.

"Watch Digger (2026) in theaters," — J.W.

James is the name, although I prefer Jimmy most days—however, I am impartial to Willard, or Will for short. I prefer he/him; to learn a little more about that, check out this page too. Most sources will tell you I am twenty years old, born in June, which I believe makes my star sign Gemini, although I am unfamiliar. I am familiar with, instead, my MBTI and Enneagram type; being ENTP / 7w8 respectively.

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INSPIRATIONS & INFLUENCES

MUSIC I LIKE
A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, Battles, Bauhaus, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Dylan, Brave Combo, Creed, Danny Brown, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Death Grips, Everclear, Failure, Father John Misty, Fish in a Birdcage, Gary Numan, Gezebelle Gaburgably, Interpol, King Crimson, Leonard Cohen, Love and Rockets, Man Man, Mazzy Star, Mr. Bungle, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Oingo Boingo, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Primus, Puscifer, Radiohead, Self, Shayfer James, Soundgarden, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stone Temple Pilots, Streetlight Manifesto, Superheaven, System Of A Down, Talking Heads, That Handsome Devil, The Beatles, The Paper Chase, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Velvet Underground, Tom Waits, TOOL, Ween, Will Wood, Will Wood and the Tapeworms, XTC, among others...

MUSIC I LIKE

A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, Battles, Bauhaus, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Dylan, Brave Combo, Creed, Danny Brown, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Death Grips, Everclear, Failure, Father John Misty, Fish in a Birdcage, Gary Numan, Gezebelle Gaburgably, Interpol, King Crimson, Leonard Cohen, Love and Rockets, Man Man, Mazzy Star, Mr. Bungle, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Oingo Boingo, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Primus, Puscifer, Radiohead, Self, Shayfer James, Soundgarden, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stone Temple Pilots, Streetlight Manifesto, Superheaven, System Of A Down, Talking Heads, That Handsome Devil, The Beatles, The Paper Chase, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Velvet Underground, Tom Waits, TOOL, Ween, Will Wood, Will Wood and the Tapeworms, XTC, among others...

larp

my name is anderdingus

I also find myself very fond of the colors red, black, and white; B&W television and the general aesthetic of 40s-90s American pop culture; chess and crosswords; collecting fan memorabilia, colognes, and coins; sharks, arachnids, insects, and rodents; drawing, writing, and roleplay; west coast beaches; patterned accessories; apple fragrances and flavors; and my beautiful love Noelle.

what else do i like?
GAMES Aneurism IV, Big Walk, Call of Duty series, Counter-Strike S/2, Cruelty Squad, DOOM series, FNAF 1-6, Fortnite, Garry's Mod, Half-Life series, Left 4 Dead series, Little Big Planet series, Machine Party, Minecraft, Mortal Kombat series, Mortis Ghost works, Outlast series, Phasmophobia, Portal series, POSTAL series, Psychopomp, REPO, Roblox, Team Fortress 2, Toby Fox works, Mason Lindroth works, etc... MOVIES Alien (1979), Carrie (1976), Digger (2026), Everything Everywhere All At Once, Halloween (1978), Hellraiser, Jaws (1975), Mad God, Near Dark, Pet Sematary, Re-Animator, Scream 1-2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1-2, The Adventures of Mark Twain, The Fly, The Shining, The Thing, Tim Burton works, Willard (2003), among others...

what else do i like?

GAMES Aneurism IV, Big Walk, Call of Duty series, Counter-Strike S/2, Cruelty Squad, DOOM series, FNAF 1-6, Fortnite, Garry's Mod, Half-Life series, Left 4 Dead series, Little Big Planet series, Machine Party, Minecraft, Mortal Kombat series, Mortis Ghost works, Outlast series, Phasmophobia, Portal series, POSTAL series, Psychopomp, REPO, Roblox, Team Fortress 2, Toby Fox works, Mason Lindroth works, etc... MOVIES Alien (1979), Carrie (1976), Digger (2026), Everything Everywhere All At Once, Halloween (1978), Hellraiser, Jaws (1975), Mad God, Near Dark, Pet Sematary, Re-Animator, Scream 1-2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1-2, The Adventures of Mark Twain, The Fly, The Shining, The Thing, Tim Burton works, Willard (2003), among others...

INFORMATION WANTED

have you seen these individuals?

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noelle
neocities \| pronouns.page
"SHOW US PORN IN THE CLASSROOM."

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andrew
carrd \| spotify \| pronouns.page
"who the fuck is tingus pingus?"

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jacob
itch.io \| tiktok \| youtube
"[unintelligible]"

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stephanie
neocities \| pronouns.page
do not engage — kill on sight

have information?

then do something about it, asshole!